the dog's bollocks at yard

this place is the 'the big bang theory' of restaurants - or maybe the 'two broke girls' of restaurants? i mean if you like either of those things, then go wild and also you're dead to me, and if you don't like those things, then well done on having a little self-respect and maybe pass on the suburban garage band burger place.

wow. just wow. by far the biggest burger i've devoured so far.
i'm going to start with the negatives, no real dessert (except for the chocolate brownie for r16 rand, i've definitely had better) and also, just like iyo and dropkick murphys, they don't offer gourmet milkshakes, as is the trend.

these downsides are easily overshadowed by the enormous and incredibly tasty burgers they have on offer, my recommendation is the new yorker, it was a nice spicy, and full of flavour.

no knife or forks, just get down and dirty, no real "vibe" just a very, almost genuine atmosphere. can't really explain, but don't come here for anything fancy, bring a troop of friends for breakfast, lunch or supper, and enjoy the craft beer on selection.

a quick after work before we face the traffic home burger and bottle of wine! the ambience in this retaurant is amazing, very chilled and vibey. the jalepeno burger is litterally covered in chilli's, not for the feint hearted, but awesome nonetheless. well worth a visist, if you can get a table!

best burger i have ever eaten.   portion size was massive and the taste could compete with the size of the burger.    

its a pity that you cant make bookings, as this would make us go back every week.   its first come, first server policy so make sure you get there early just to get a seat.   one thing is for certain, you wont regret it.  just talking about it, makes me want more :)

staff are friendly and very polite, venue is small and you would not know its there if you drove past in a rush.   guess the good part is that its mostly for locals and it's definitely a hidden gem

i write this review as i sit in front of the sauce that was once my burger. wow. quite simply, this is the best burger i've ever had. the burgers are big and messy, yet fun to eat.
the dedicated server does the serving and ordering of food, which is part of the rustic, raw experience.
if you're a foodie, hipster, or a burgerholic, you need to come here. 100%.

great experience at the dogs bollocks, it's not your ordinary restaurant vibe. setup is different, i like the old school feel. i had the 3b burger, the burger was huge and delicious. i will definitely return in future. thanks 👌

checked out this niche neighbourhood eatery for lunch today and was delighted by the ambience and creativity of this place. the food is delicious with a mix and match of 4 different taco flavour options which i enjoyed. both veggie & vegan friendly place. bonus!!!

we called the restaurant up for booking to secure a seating. they assured us of after-9:00pm services, not limited to 50 burgers options etc. so we rocked up there, driving all the way from kenilworth, to dine at this place sharp at 9:00pm. guess what, they were busy closing the shop and turned us away. .

wanted to see for myself what all the fuss was about..was smiling from the moment i entered. the most fun waitresses/ barman ladies. was caught totally off guard by their names as well as that of their burger. would recommend this as on of my top 5 burger joints. pure honest burgers, in a garage setting with an urban new york feel. winning! a must visit, come hungry and bring your friends!!

such a fun an interesting place, a teeny space in an alleyway that offers basic decor and a garage type feel.
staff are warm, a little crude but up for a laugh. one person at the table is nominated as the bitch and has to place the orders and collect the food.
the burgers are ginormous but amazing!
tip: share a burger, join in and have fun.
warning: do not visit if you like 5* service, classy environments and aren't up for new experiences!

awesome fabulous place, funky different vibe, waitresses are super friendly and crazy. i recommend the burgers, i had the jealopeano cheese chicken burger, was so huge that i could only eat half........ every dish is under r95! visit this place with no expectations.!

i can't believe i haven't tried this place before! i had an amazing meal here and the vibe and atmosphere is so awesome and something so different! our waitress was so friendly and really made us feel welcome! it is a very different restaurant with some trendy and unique decor. when you arrive you write your name with chalk and a board and then when your order is ready they call out your name to fetch your food- it gives the place a lot of character hearing orders being shouted out. the burgers were so delicious and fresh and were really big! i had the 3b chicken burger which was divine. overall we had such an awesome experience here and we will definitely be back!

huge hamburgers, really, when i say huge is something incredibly big. i have chosen the old school with onions and was a perfect choice for a saturday evening, paring with their awesome brewed beer (strong ale). rock environment with a great selection of musics playing. i will definitely come back again.

we enjoyed burgers and drinks at this little spot. the burgers seemed smaller then the last time i visited but could still be shared between two. love the fresh ingredients and great quality food. the vibe is awesome- every now and again the screaming our of orders was a bit much- but otherwise a must try when in cape town.

i would love to rate this place higher, as it's been one of my favourite cape town spots for a while now. the vibe is still completely unique and trendy, and it's the perfect spot for a craft beer and social gathering with mates. the hidden away location and raw feel of the place makes you feel extra cool for knowing about its existence. the whole feel of the yard is unapologetic- as soon as some of the ingredients are done, they stop serving, which is quite cool. however, i was a little disappointed with the food recently, when we ordered some chicken wings. they were closing for the night, so the average meal was kind of understandable. nevertheless, i've really had better food. but i've had some delicious meals here before, and nothing beats the atmosphere, so for that reason i will be returning and will continue telling people about this cool little restaurant.