gourmet burger fail.. i had high hopes for vertigo, ever since i saw them renovating the old looper's subs (whom i miss dearly). my optimism faded pretty quickly as i surveyed the menu and moreover, the prices on the menu. paying $10 for a hamburger -with no sides whatsoever is a real stretch. this isn't kobe beef we're talking about here.
so i ordered the 'local' burger, i forget what they call it on the menu. it sports local beef and cheese. i noticed a sign by the register that says something to the effect of "all burgers cooked medium unless specified". i was okay with medium. unfortunately, what i got wasn't medium, it was dripping blood rare. i returned my $10 burger to the counter, and instead of being served a fresh, correctly cooked hamburger, they took my bitten-into patty, put it into a metal dish, and stuck it in salamander. that was really sad to see, and i was insulted that they didn't make my burger fresh. who wants to eat a burger that's been cooked once, bitten into (letting the juice out) and then cooked again? for $10?
then there's the portion of meat. it's paltry. for $10 i want a big burger, not one that i can down in 6 bites.
the fries were good, fresh cut like chicago style. but to pay ~$15 for a burger, fries, and a coke is ludicrous. the burger was good, but not that good. i am used to getting my burgers at bird's aphrodisiac oyster shack, and how sad a commentary it is that a place proclaiming to be a "burgers and fries" establishment gets their butts kicked on hamburgers by a place claiming to be an oyster bar. bird's burgers taste better, have way more meat on them, include fries (though not fresh cut fries, unfortunately) and still manage to cost less than the pathetic little squibs being hawked for $10 at vertigo.
the staff at vertigo was pretty clueless. it seems like they are all running around not sure what to do.
unless they radially change their pricing and/or portions, and get a clue how to actually cook a burger to medium, i'm staying away. all this burger talk is making me hungry, so i think i'll be going to bird's tonight!