every march 17th, it has become customary for the wider population of the western world to partake in the drinking festival to celebrate ireland’s favourite saint. known for introducing the irish to the holy trinity via use of the now iconic 3-leaf clover, st patrick now shares this would-be religious celebration with the even more popular guinness. for one day only, (two if you count the “half-way to st patrick’s day”), pop your best green clothing on, don a silly hat and drink copious amounts of black gold, (about 1.5 billion pints a year are sold worldwide). and anyone concerned about their waistlines needn’t worry (too much) since a pint of guinness only contains around 200 calories (about 880kj). while there is plenty of family fun to be had at the melbourne irish festival in fitzroy on the sunday before st patrick’s day, for those looking for a last minute venue to get their irish tipple on, here is a list of some venues around melbourne that might be worth checking out: 1. pj o’brien’s – southbank located on the ground floor of the southgate centre on melbournes southbank, this place is always willing to put on a celebration for any irish event be it rugby, soccer and they’ve even got behind ireland in the cricket. this year pj’s is putting on another st patrick’s day party and if their “half-way to st patrick’s day” was anything to go by then it promises to be a good day. plenty of beef and guinness pies, pints of the good stuff and no doubt another show of the giant guinness pint mascot. a lineup of 5 irish bands will be sure to keep the party going, there will be irish dancing at 9am and midday and get yourself a big irish breakfast with a drink for $25. if you can’t make tuesday then they are holding a st practice day on sunday as well. 2. the irish times pub – melbourne cbd this cozy little irish pub proudly flies the irish flag (literally) on little collins street in melbourne’s cbd. plenty of rugby memorabilia adorn the walls in this pub and wit