bondi hipster wank-fest comes to the innerwest.. the service is chaotic and poor. only one person seemed to care (i’m guessing the owner/manager) but the rest were either stoned or oxygen deprived during their mother's pregnancy. it would take ages to be seated and to get our order taken (despite empty tables). in fact, a couple who arrived later than us, sat next to us and were eating their meal before ours were even ordered.
the dreadlocked barista kept playing with is his unkempt, un-tied or netted hair while making coffees. hey mate ? this is a food place. coffee is a something i put in my mouth. stop it. food safety before you fabulousness dude.
the food menu was clever with what seems like interesting flavours and combinations. hinting at south american flavours and palette. i had the mushroom medley on toast with a poached egg. for $16 i got an uninspiring meal that should have been better for the combination of its wonderful ingredients. yet it wasn’t. it tasted like some cheap mushrooms (i got one enoki,one oyster, and the rest was your run of the mill mushies), an egg, some parmesan cheese sitting together on a plate rather than taste like a creation. the excessive use of oil and salt (who adds salt to toast ??) was a let down for a place that seemed to be so heathy and ‘green’. i also had the b+e roll. not a hard meal to get wrong but it too was too oily and salty (what is it with the salt guys ??) ... the relish was lovely but just wasn’t enough to compensate for what went wrong.
the coffee was however very good. my suggestion is to buy a takeaway and skip the pretentious, overpriced food made by a bunch of disaffected hipsters who seemed too stoned to know how to light a gas jet.
i am so disappointed with this place. it should be a wonderful place. and indeed there are a lot of people around who seem to love it ... but i just don’t agree.