yuk!. every once in a while someone will tell me, “oh, such and such aplacehas good huevos rancheros” and against my better judgement, i will give it a shot. i learned long ago that you can’t get good huevos in minnesota, so really i am just a moron for even trying. this was the case with hell’s kitchen. this dish bears no resemblance whatsoever to traditional huevos rancheros, and furthermore, it has been a long time since anyone has plopped down before me a more disgusting plate of food. it’s almost as if some infant had come up with this dish: “hey, let’s deep fry a flour tortilla, put hash browns on it, then scrambled eggs and black beans and then cheese and some acrid-tasting salsa and top it all off with sour cream.” i suppose if you were extremely hungry, this would constitute something approaching sustenance. in fact, this dish is just a model for how horrifically obese and culinary-challenged we can be as a culture. i also tried the sausage bread and i’m sorry but i just don’t get it. it tasted like over-toasted walnut bread laden with fat. in addition, the lemon pancakes, which were lighter tasting and pleasantly crepe-like, also felt way too heavy. i absolutely hate spending a lot of money for bad food so now not only am i disgusted but i’m also pissed-off