corelli's rules. it's our favourite cafe. my housemates and i went there literally every morning for at least a year, and we still frequent it quite often.
there's no friendly bullshit here - the staff are normal human beings that don't flash around fake smiles to everyone and are a bit on the cynical side.
obviously, don't order any food because it doesn't look great (and the kitchen looks dodgy) - although the nachos look all right and the crumble is actually really good -they serve it to you heated up and with this big dollop of triple cream.
thecoffeeis burnt half the time, but they give you tiny teddy's with with it and they're open until midnight.
this place is not about the food or thecoffeethough. it's a newtown staple.
overall, corelli's is the pinnacle of freedom.