deville deception. finally made it to deville dinerbar. so much hype on here i had to see it for myself.
i went with two friends, upon arrival we all noticed how the place stood out on the street, beautiful sign and nice exterior decor. once inside we greeted by a friendly hostess and the trend and decor dazzled. visually stunning, fun atmosphere and solid concept. except for the music that did not match at all.
we were then seated in a booth, which we found somewhat cramped. i suppose they only want thin supermodels as clients... then given a beautifully crafted menu, slightly long in dimension and was a battle to open it and read it properly in these cramped conditions. minor detail yes, but part of the overall dining experience nonetheless.
our waitress was beautiful, promt and courteous, offering drinks and answering our menu questions but not more then that, no personality, slightly boring; just doing her job. deception part one.
the menu. well it's beautiful. it's inviting and promises all sorts of wonderful surprises. and at the prices they have posted in it, you would assume that these are going to be magnificent! deception part two.
we ordered the "ahi tuna taco" and "southern fried buttermilk chicken crispers". cool names. you'll notice that throughout the menu. cool names that don't live up to what you get. nor the price. three slivers of tuna, some micro herbs and a mayo dipping sauce;$16. failed kfc fried 'chicken', cheap saltwater pumped chicken, definitely a frozen product, on a mircowave heated waffle. drenched in a maple sauce. hope you like sweet. i wasn't sure if i was eating an app or a dessert. i forget the price, but i assure you, it was about the same as your rent. no longer deception, this is reality.
then the mains. our waitress insisted that they can only do well done burgers. very suspicious. apparently its a law in qc. and to think i've been eating beef tartar all this time... premade, frozen patties for sure. fries were like mcd's but skinnier, but with equal amount of cardboard taste and texture. beef brisket was tender but tastless(s+p means salt and pepper in the recipe book guys), bread, ??? burgers with sliced bread? i won't comment but there was a certain look of disappointment on my friends face upon seeing that. and the prices...
$165 for five drinks, two apps and three burgers. wtf? listen, it wasn't horrible but for the price, it was utter disappointment and a feeling of being blatantly ripped off. we would of tried dessert but had no more money at this point. will i go back? no. will i recommend it? no. unless you have cash to throw away on sub par food and are easily dazzled by shiny things.nice place tho... but not more then that, don't fall for the smoke and mirrors.