a burger joint for hipsters...not foodies. when you're drunk, everything tastes good i guess. tiny burgers, fake cheese. nuff said.
-----29 apr, 2012-----
the latest foray into the "gourmet burger" game.. i do like myself a tasty burger, so i was was pretty excited when i'd heard about the new independent burger joint opening on 17th ave..."clive burger"! i decided to head down after work and procure myself an early dinner.
so rather than ramble on, i'll do a quick point form of the good, the bad, and the ugly.
the good: the ambiance, the indy soda's, friendly service, good ole' alberta beef, they serve beer! (this last one may end up being on the "ugly" side after a few weeks due to its location)
the bad: broken milk shake machine, smaller than expected burgers, gourmet burger prices ($9 for a double), incorrect toppings from what i ordered, pre-salted fries which were heavily salted, no condiments on table, no napkins in bag or on table, poor ordering system (if you sit in the back, you'll never hear them screaming your name when your oder is up), bench table situated an arms length from the restroom (this can be an appetite killer for sure), the one giant menu on the wall is situated exactly where everyone orders/stands and will make it very difficult to see when the place is busy, the wooden bench's and tables didn't seem to be sealed and every drop of burger juice that i splotched on it seemed to soak right in. good luck finding parking.
the ugly:
1. the magazine racks. a health hazard. with a food that people generally eat with their hands, i wouldn't recommend thumbing through that publicly used magazine right before taking that first bite!
2. the cheese: nothing says "gourmet burger" like processed cheese slices! (settle down fouad, we get it..."gourmet" food and "cheese slices" shouldn't be used in the same sentence). i asked the manager why they wouldn't use real cheese and was told that kraft singles just "melt better". i told him that real cheese "tastes better", but that didn't seem to impact on his opinion. i also suggested that perhaps it would be a good idea to offer different varieties of actual cheese at an additional cost to the customer that perhaps doesn't enjoy plastic cheese. that didn't seem to sit well with him either. i suspect that processed cheese slices are significantly less expensive when purchased in bulk.
so to sum it up, i'd have to score clive burger a solid "meh". compared to a fast food burger, yes, clive burger is vastly superior. but at about 2 or 3 times the cost, my expectations where slightly higher; and what i wouldn't have done to wash that tasty burger down with a delicious milkshake from their busted shake machine. other comparables in the city like "5 guys burgers and fries" and "south st. burger co." are built on a similar business model, but unfortunately, clive burger just doesn't stack up.