hipster invasion and stupid employees. host dude (hd), you suck.
my friends and i ventured to swingers friday evening (oops.....sat morning) to get some nourishment as our night of partying depleted all the available calories in our system.
the host came by and asked for my name and promptly wrote it down on his clipboard.
5 minutes passed and...................
hd: sir, what is your name so that i canputit on the clip board?
me: huh? my name is right there......@6 names down from the top.
hd: oh, my bad. your table should be ready soon.
me: thanks man.
5 mins later..........................
hd: "sir, what's your name so i canputit down on the clipboard."
me: dude, thats my name 3 from the top.
hd: gives me a blank look which slowly transformed into a dazed look and walks away.
5 mins later...................
hd: would you like toputyour name on the clipboard to wait for a table?
me: err........thats me in the #1 position.
hd: oh, cool.
2 mins later...........
hd: are you waiting for a table? if so, i need your name to write on my clipboard.
me: walked out and went to big tomy's. mmmm!
i swear the host is either:
1. stupid
2. retarded
3. stupid and retarded
i have a sneaking suspicion its #3.