if manna from heaven were bbq, smokin bones would be the chef. smokin' bones is a literal answer to my prayers. i like to consider myself a bbq guy. my wife is a born and raised midwest native from kansas city(the capital of bbq) and we venture out there still 3-4 a year just for the bbq.... and maybe to see her family also, but that's always a distant second on the list of reasons to vacate back to kc. on the weekends i attempt to smoke my own ribs and brisket, so i am pretty familiar with the nitty gritty of bbq. on top of that we all know bountiful is in need of more restaurants and lunch options, especially bbq. so needless to say i was anticipating the opening of smokin' bones like my 2 year old son anticipates the opening of a bag of starburst candy the second he awakes in the morning.
with that said smokin' bones rivals any place i've eaten in kansas city. i have tried every single item on the menu and every single item is awesome! not just good, but awesome. the only thing i havent tried is the vegetables. and lets be honest, who goes to a bbq joint for vegetables? if you are doing that you really need to look inward at your priorities, lets just throw this out there, if you are going to a bbq place for the veggies the terrorists have won.
the chef, kile, is a bbq genius. you have your standard fare on the menu of pulled pork, brisket, ribs etc, but the thing i love most about this place is the creative menu kile has come up with. prepare to have your mind blown as i describe the delicious delicacy's that have tantalized my taste buds:
brisket navajo tacos- no your eyes aren't playing tricks on you, these babies exist and they exist to please. imagine, if you will, a scone, piled with cheese, bbq beans, brisket and bbq sauce. no this isnt mr rogers neighborhood of make believe its real life ok?. just warn your taste buds before partaking because they will think they have been assaulted...with a round house kick to face of deliciousness.
pulled pork nachos- pork? check. bbq sauce? check. nacho cheese sauce? triple check, the triumvirate of boldness will party in your mouth until you almost lose consciousness.
pork steak burgers- i know what you're thinking, a burger has no place at a bbq joint. if you think that then you sir/ma'am are in cahoots with me because i had the same reservations. until i had the courage to try one. its a burger piled high with pulled pork and bbq sauce. do i need to say anything else? no. but i will. this is the exact thing that sold me on chef kile being this generations david copperfield of the smoker. this restaurant is his canvas and all he has to paint with is bold flavors, moist tender meats and the best bbq sauce you will ever taste.
i swear kile was foreordained in the great councils of heaven to be the bbq chef that catered such an event because his food is certainly fit for the gods. the food is fresh every day. its moist, its tender its tasty its everything you want in a bbq joint. the one down fall of this place, and every place has something that it needs to work on, is kile and family are big byu fans. they have yet come to sup at the table of the pac 12 conference where bcs births and rose bowls abound. but there is still time to jump on the ute bandwagon, and i will for one will welcome them with open arms when they do, as this bandwagon is in dire need of some good bbq. do yourself a flavor(see what i did there?) and go to smokin bones. you will not regret it. unless youre looking for veggies, then as i said, its probably time to punch yourself in the face.
*disclaimer. i am in no way related to chef kile or anyone associated with this restaurant. i am not being paid to write this review. im just a man. a man with needs. bbq needs. and smokin' bones satisfies those needs in a way no one else can. don't judge me.