service: a / food: f. the title says it all, but just to add a little more detail (because it's required): the service here was top-notch. we never had to wait for a refill; the staff was always on top of everything. that said, the food was disgusting. i should have heeded the advice of fellow urbanspooners who said this place makes their queso and cheese sauce with velveeta. gross. com'on, los cucos! of course we noticed. if people wanted that kind of fake food, we'd just fake make it ourselves at home. good restaurants don't use processed ingredients from the local wal-mart, they make original dishes from scratch. putting aside that unpardonable offense, however, everything else on the menu was equally s#i++y. there's lots of fried stuff available here, which i know some people hate for health reasons, but i'm not opposed to it at all. unfortunately, even the los chefs at los cucos couldn't fry the dump taste out of this stuff. i could go on and on about how implausibly bad it was, but you get the picture. they have good service, but what does it matter when all they serve is melted velveeta sticks and fried monkey balls?