just don't!. terrible experience. went for mother's day and was seated upstairs in the tackydiningroom. (broken mirrored columns and flies free of charge.) what kind of professional wait staff doesn't know if they serve bottled water? and then, when they realize they do (at almost 5 bucks a pop) tell you it's not cold and ask if you want to drink it warm? and then...when you politely decline...bring it to you in a utensil crock with no ice? info on the menu was about as useless. me: "what have you tried?" him: "nothing much." awesome.
while the hand made on site pasta was good...it was ice cold and we had to send it back to be re-done. which meant they nuked it. and dried it out. and served it only luke warm. really? really???
we had children with us and ordered them chicken fingers and fries. we asked if they had ketchup before we ordered. apparently that was not the case. so they brought us bbq sauce...which the kids don't eat...but we could hear them arguing at the bottom of the stairs about how it's close enough. which led to my 5 year old niece tapping her father's arm and asking what "@&$^!*%" meant. i didn't hear his reply because i was busy shooing the flies away from my warm water.
the manager came over because the kids wouldn't eat the chicken, our pasta was dry and gummy and out of 5 entrees only 2 were eaten. she took off the pasta dish but said she was only comping 1 meal that night and that the "kids should have eaten the chicken without ketchup." obviously she has no children of her own. we stopped at mcdonalds where they do have cold bottled water and ketchup for one's nuggets.
bottom line: 135 bucks for 2 consumable meals. (and no rave reviews on those, either...they were just "okay.") the yelling waitstaff, surly manager, tacky decor, hungry children, blue air from all the swearing and the flies were included gratis. i wish i had gone down the road to one of the many other restaurants that the district offers. poorly done, constantino's...poorly done.