a miserable gimmick. a generous former neighbor bought me a sizable gift certificate to this place before i moved from new england a while back... she obviously looked it up online and thought it would be a nice gift. she was very generous, but i think she'd be very disappointed if she knew her money went to such a miserable restaurant. here's what happened:
the first problem is partially my fault.. i called up to make a reservation about two hours before arriving on a saturday night, and was basically told by the hostess that one wouldn't be necessary. against sound judgement, i took her advice and showed up without one. when i arrived, all the tables were full, leaving only bar seats. bar seats normally wouldn't be a huge problem, but the table we were seated at rocked back and forth, the chairs were uncomfortable, and equally flimsy. my seat was right in front of a glass divider and all night i had to hear waitresses loudly stacking plates from the other side... not a great experience (why not just put the plates somewhere out back?). the decor doesn't look like it's been updated in 25 years.
moving on: the menus are printed on these ridiculous, heavy, faux-butcher's knives that are polished and reflect the light from above... very tacky and quite hard to read (and i'm in my 20's). i don't go out to eat so i can be hit over the head with gimmicks, i go out to eat so i can enjoy my meal.
for an appetizer, we ordered the mini beef wellingtons per the recommendation of our server. the fillet was cooked well enough, but the pastry surrounding them was doughy and undercooked. the mushroom sauce was over-salted and not very flavorful.
i'll put the salad bar in the same category as the ridiculous knife menu: it's a tacky gimmick. it's 2012, people!!! i really don't want to stand in line for some lettuce and canned salad dressing... this isn't tgi friday's. just put a couple nice, well-crafted salads on the menu and let me have at it. oh, and our waitress made a big deal that there's caviar at the salad bar... gimme a break! it's crap quality and, again, a complete gimmick. i'm not suggesting they should serve good-quality caviar, because that would be ridiculous... just... if you're going to serve food, why not just serve the best quality you can provide at the price point.
now for the steak: i ordered the "southwestern ribeye" or whatever... as steaks go, it was alright... not the best i've had, but for $28, i'm not expecting the world either. the real problem was this "southwestern" topping. salty, goopy and really, not that flavorful. any real steakhouse respects the meat, cooks it well and leaves it alone. i scooped the remainder of the topping off.
unfortunately, this place is everything i've come to expect from fort wayne, indiana: mediocre, and tacky. maybe the owner(s) should be a little less concerned about gimmicks and more concerned about giving me a plate of good food. go to a similarly-priced steakhouse in new york, boston or chicago and you'll see nothing like this cork 'n cleaver. why should fort wayne be any different?!? why don't the locals demand more!?!?!