we had such a terrible meal. here, but i stilltipmy hat totiptop, because our mutual suffering turned into one of the most entertaining meals i've ever had. because the drinks were stiff, hilarity ensued. when we discovered the salmon was so old and un-fresh that it had started to taste like just-off hamburger, we could only laugh. so many service glitches and ignorings preceded this, it quickly turned comic as we motioned feebly to blind, deaf and lazy wait-people. my monte cristo was so deformed by its sogginess and under-doneness, there was only one thing left to do: eat it and pay for it, but vow to never go back. and we haven't! and you shouldn't either.