are you man enough? are you man enough to be treated like royalty?. this is probably the greatest restaurant ever in this part of town.
i wasn't sure the kind of service i would get, nor the quality offoodi would be served as i was sat down by a beautiful host to my table designed for two. immediately when i saw my waiter, i knew this would be a trip to remember. the waiter was strikingly handsome; so much so that while he was asking me what i would like to drink, i was too busy imagining running my hands down his shirtless body, while i was being hand-fed seedless grapes.
anyway, i digress. i had an order of the pad thai with some spring rolls, and a chilled iced thai tea to wash it all down. oh my god, this was some of the top quality thaifoodi've ever had. i've tasted thaifoodfrom southern cali, to chicago but nothing has topped this so far. from the first bite of the pad thai, where the moist noodles met my awaiting lips, i knew i was in love. the veggies in the spring rolls were nice and crunchy, and erect with freshness; simply to die for. so much so, i desired to violate myself with the rolls by shoving them into all the orifices i have on my body. in the thai tea i was served i could taste the fresh picked leaves tenderly boiled in the hot texas spring water, which was quickly chilled in a bath of ice to preserve the taste and offer my a much more refreshing drink in this oasis from the sun. never before had i wanted to cover my bare body in cooked noodles, peanuts and bean sprouts while drenching my entirety in a vat of thai tea.
the service, aside from being both beautiful and handsome, was some of the best service i've received at any public establishment i've ever been to. they were kind, courteous, and down right friendly- so much i sincerely wanted to adopt one of them and take them home with me! unfortunately however, taking home the staff wasn't on the menu. the environment and the atmosphere of the place was out of this world, as i was eating, it didn't really feel like i was eating if that makes any sense. it felt as if i was feasting on a royal meal, while on a boat that's slowly sailing down an exotic river while beautiful thai women attempt to seduce me while i eat. yeah, that's right, i felt like royalty as i sat there; and that's something anyone who's reading this review should feel like when they step into that restaurant.
go there now. it beckons for you. i don't think i could ever leave if i stepped back in there.