grill 'em all truck

there’s no mistake g’ea is bro food . it’s driven by heavy metal music, powered by two cool dude of dudes who take no shit. that’s all awesome and “goulish”, but the environment bears no positive impact on the final product. none. lemmy’s portrait doesn’t make an overcooked, underseasonedpattymade of ground beef from one of la’s better commercial purveyors of beef palatable. below thepattywith no char and no sear sat cooked ice berg lettuce. instead of shielding the lettuce away from the heat of the patty, the tomatoes, pickles and cheese sat on top. there’s no need to harp on the fact that during the first week of opening, the burger robots turned a medium rarepattyinto medium-well, forgot to insert the pickles and tomatoes, and when the pickles did finally come, there were but two meager slices. no matter the slayer sound track, the the eggs and bacon, the eagle rock brew on tap, a burger joint needs to salt the damn patty.

i'm not much of a punk rocker, hard rock kind of guy. metallica, kiss, and all the rest, i never got into it. but that in itself attracted me to this burger food truck. grill em' all makes some crazy burgers, and i just had to see what they were all about. i ordered the molly hatchet. it had seared fennel sausage gravy, bacon, maple syrup, and a thick patty, all between two buns. i can safely say, i ordered the wrong thing. though this is one of their famous items, the flavors weren't working for me. the sausage gravy, which sold this burger, to me was more of a disappointment. the maple syrup somehow coagulated with the gravy, and made a rue of sweet buttery goop. thepattyand bacon was my favorite. it was juicer than ever and thick as ever. the lack of cheesy goodness and other ingredients made this a mistake, on my part. next time, i should and will order better. something more along the lines of the the behemoth, and h-100s. the behemoth has grilled cheese buns. yes, the top bun i