i came here in hopes of a fine meal to cap a great night with friends. i ordered thecacao1 as per request of the chef. upon receiving the taco/excess waste hybrid, i noticed its weight. particularly heavy for one what might be led to believe was a taco of sorts. i took my first bite and was transported to a civilization where mayonnaise is not used as a diet staple but also as a mortar for brick stacking. there are two types of mayonnaise based delacacies on this dish in the potato salad and the chicken salad, a combination powerful enough to bring even the most grotesque of other worldly beasts to their knees. looking past this, i particularly enjoyed the secondary shredded chicken and pork which were fresh from the grill 2 weeks ago. the dryness in the meat would be great for drown victims in their dying minutes. the arepa was quite nice. i believe they adhered to the traditional venezualan recipe of salteen crackers and drywall. overall i rate my experience 1/10. i believe this meal would be of great use in interrogation chambers worldwide