tito's tacos = good grub!. "i love tito's tacos. you love tito's too..." never before has a greater truth ever been spoken. well except for coach bombay's "ducks fly together." but seriously, titos' tacos is the kind of place where you instantly start to understand what crackheads go through... waiting in the mass of a line out in front of the tito's taj mahal... rocking side to side... desperately trying to resist pushing everyone to the ground and diving across the the counter to dig into the crispety-goodness that is a tito's taco. we're not going to lie, just writing about those perfectly golden, way-thicker-and-crunchier-than-your-whimpy-tito's-alternatives makes us want to get a tito's fix right now. you might laugh now, but while you're waiting in one of the half dozen lines with ten plus people each, staring up at the over-sized menu board of glory, you're going to have to keep from drooling all over the person in front of you. the obvious choice at tito's is the taco and you'd be a fool not to get one. just don't forget to add cheese and douse it in their super-smooth, just-enough-kick, who-the-hell-is-making-it-and-will-they-marry-me salsa. but the tito's party doesn't stop there... you have to add a "meat and bean" burrito to the mix. what kind of meat?... how dare you question the tito!!? and after all he's done for you!!? after you make your choice, have no fear, because it shall be delicious. simply step back from the window as the mystical taco-making-machines that are the tito's staff do their magic. just avoid being too awkward as you wait to pay at the window and get asked about four times if you've already ordered by one of the other gotta-get-me-some-tito's patrons. but really, who could blame them?... it was you twenty seconds earlier. when you get your change back, take notice of the fifty-cent piece you're most likely to receive. yeah, the place is cash only, but when you get that old school jfk half dollar, you're reminded that damn... tito's is a bad mother... shut your mouth.... just talking 'bout titos. and man, can the good grub dig it.