beginning with the beginning.
if you are a lovey dovey and 'hopelessly romantic' person, please do not read my review.
the place is romantically lit (read dimly lit)
they have 3 dining options (read - they have 3 ways to usurp money from you) - 1784/-, 2784/-, 5784/-. difference? - decoration. with a couple of balloons and ribbons and candles, 1000/- extra. add photos and more decorations, pay a whopping 4000/- extra.
another thing, onlycouplesallowed. another thing you are only given 90 minutes. another thing, prebooking required.
okay, food: 9 course menu. from mocktails to dessert. for 2 people.
atleast give an ala carté option.
and serving size? miniatures. hummus platter is served in a soup spoon. samosa chat is served in a little glass jar. biryani is served in a kulhad - the size we take tea in. oh and by the way, a small bowl sized portion of food is served on a plate the size of a cowboy hat.
9 course menu. 18 dishes on your table - one after the other. and you will like only 6 from them. 7 if you are lucky. 8 if your taste buds are super adaptable. and by the time you are on your last portion, not even dessert, the polite and non conversant waiter comes and requests you that the next couple is waiting to be seated on your table.
and oh yes, the lighting is too dull to take good pics. use flash to take a good pic - and the place is so dim, the last person on the last table can see that you have taken a pic - the flash is that visible in the dark.
no, you don't want to go there. no you don't.