wasted space downtown. this place has to be the worst use of restaurant space downtown. i hate to see it being used as the 'anchor' for the alley and the new hotel.
my first visit was after work on a weekday, a wednesday. met my wife there, since she works downtown, and we sat at the kitchen/bar area (not really a bar, just a counter area that over looks the kitchen area.) i ordered what sounded good, but what turned out to be both silly and over cooked. it was called grandma's sunday sauce and supposedly had meatballs, sausage and lamb shoulder over rigatoni. also tried to order wine, but apparently wednesday is a bad day to order wine, as they were out of the first three selections that i made, leaving me with only one remaining choice under $50/bottle. then they bring out little glasses that look like the glass i keep beside my sink to rinse with after brushing. this place will sell you wine, some bottles priced at $125, but they have no stemware, period, so you'll have to drink it from what amounts to a highball glass. what came out first was a salad that had been chopped to the point of pulveriization. seriously, this salad was just this side of the sawdust consistency. i almost had to eat it with my spoon! the flavor was ok, but just a weird thing to do with lettuce. then my meal arrived. it was served in a plastic crock, designed to 'look like' a cast iron kettle or pot, but it was a double lined, injection molded, plastic pot, with a wood top and a wooden spoon in it. the rigatoni with very little sauce was on bottom, covered by two entirely over cooked and unseasoned lamb shoulder steaks, and topped by two meatballs. no sausage to be seen. the lamb steaks were of a size that they wouldn't fit through the top of the pot. seriously, i'm supposed to remove this dried out, 1/2 inch thick steak from a pot that is too narrow at the top with a wooden spoon. i'm laughing at this point thinking, 'i must be on candid camera' or something. maybe aston kutcher is going to come over and say i've been 'punk'd' or something.
so i finally fish out one of these rubber lamb steaks and put it on my plate and cut a bite. tastes just like it looked like it would, dried out rubber tire. i try to smear some sauce from the bottom on it to make it better, but there wasn't enough there to make a difference. it was at this point that 'chef joe dimaggio, jr' came over to ask how my food was. now i'd not met the illustrious joe dimaggio, jr. at this point, so i didn't know to whom i had the pleasure of speaking. he comes over and in his best ny italian accent (well, it might have been his worst, or maybe there's no difference) he says "how you doin? how's the food?" to which i answer, i'm fine but the food is...(i bite my tongue here) ok." well, i might have just called his mother a whore, by the look on his face. again in that accent "ok! its just ok?" to which i shrug my shoulders and say, "well, the lamb is a little dry, the pasta has no sauce and there's no sausage this 'crock'".
he then proceeds to take my knife and my fork and cut a bite of lamb from my steak and eats it! off my plate with my fork! he then, with no further word to me or my wife, walks away,backto the line cook who's churning out this crap, and yells at him "hey! ya lamb steaks are dry!" my wife and i are laughing at this point because this whole evening is just ridiculous. chef joe then got his bags and left the restaurant. to top things off, the server insisted that we try some sort of chocolate tort for dessert, not because we had a poor dining experience (no body seemed concerned about that at all) but because it was going to be thrown out after tonight. so he 'gave us' the dessert for free because it was so old they weren't going to keep it.
on a more recent occasion ( i has sworn this place off after my first experience) my mother wanted to go for mother's day, and you can't say no to mom. so we made arrangements to meet all the family there on mother's day. we arrive early, as in, we were the first patrons in the door. we did this because we knew that with our party of 10 people, it would be crowded, and if we got there late, we'd wait for ever. the server put some tables together, and proceeded to tell us that our party would have to finish our meal with in 1 hour, due to the fact that it was mother's day and they would be very busy. at first, i thought i'd heard him wrong, maybe he was just telling me that it would take an hour for our food to come, but no, he repeated that we had exactly 1 hour to eat, and then we would be asked to leave so that they could turn this table. i just nodded and took this as more evidence that this place is so full of itself that they have no clue that they are pissing people off every day, over food that shouldn't be served in school lunch rooms, much less a 'fine dining establishment.' i don't even remember what i had that day. it was that unremarkable. but hey, at least it didn't taste so bad i couldn't forget it!
there are a few nice restaurants in montgomery. this decidedly not one of them, or even a close runner up. expensive food, less than adequate service, way too much attitude, and no ambiance to speak of.