don't bother - just simply awful. i would certainly like to have the dinner all the other folks on this site are raving about.
ours was sub-par at best.
first of all, the restaurant is filthy. the off-yellow wall we were next to was covered in grease stains, pen and scuff marks. all of the vents that i could observe were fluttering with fluffy mold. so already i was turned off.
and the moment we were seated in the dining room i remembered why i haven't been there in such a long time. it is extremely loud and quite difficult to have a conversation.
the app of mussels were served with a butter/garlic sauce was supposedly with ham. i don't recall what variety of ham, but i can assure you it wasn't supposed to be country ham, which it most certainly was. the broth was thin and a bit salty, but not overly so.
then was the disaster that was called a salad. i know a bit about anchovies and what was placed on my plate was unfit to be delivered for consumption. i didn't think it was possible to make those little briny fishes bland, but mission accomplished. inedible is the only word that fits. my wife's salad was nothing special with tomatoes and a few cukes.
my wife's ribeye was served raw. granted we like rare steaks, but in this case it was ordered medium rare. it wasn't even a good pass at a black and blue. it was sent back and eventually served up on wallpaper paste, better known as mashed potatoes. the steak was promised a sauce of peppers and cheese (don't recall the exact cheese), but what we received was velveeta and rotel. that was scraped off immediately.
my gag grouper was nothing special. just panned seared, but no flavor whatsoever. i could have had a fish stick and tartar sauce with more imagination.
theservicewas not particularly attentive and often we had to flag her down to correct numerous plating issues. wineservicewas non-existent, unless you count arriving and pouring, literally, the last drops into my glass.
what was good? the haricot vert, which was served on both entrees, was perfect.
and yes, we did make our complaints, politely, known to the waitress (i still can't use server as a word). she was apologetic, but that was as far as it went.
overpriced, under-served and food not worth it at virtually any price. stay away!
not that my review matters as the place was packed and folks all around us were stating how pleased they were. apparently a lot of people in columbia truly have no idea what a decent meal tastes like.