oh, the joy of overpriced, terrible food.. here i was thinking, it's finally restaurant week again, i can try multiple places in one night for virtually no money! i was truly excited to see online that mother's special for the week was a soup or salad, followed by any of their regular entrees. here i was thinking, i finally get to try the food most people i know rant and rave about.
so as me and my girlfriend walk in, we can't hear a thing. they're blasting (fortunately appropriate) music at speaker breaking volumes, and the bar crowd is loud and obnoxious. mind you, this was at 8:00 pm at night, so the mood "should" be a bit more mellow at that point. next, we are finally seated by the (hard to find) hostess, and are placed next to a table of 6 loud and obnoxious females, virtually screaming at each other across the table so they could be heard over the music. here's a hint mother's, turn down the volume. furthermore, the server was inattentive, not just to our table but to all tables around us. she forgot our glasses of wine for the first 20 minutes and didn't give us refills on water even once throughout the meal.
hostess aside though, the real reason any review should be written is about the food that is served, because that can trump even the worst servers in the world.
firstly, soups/salad:
- broccoli cheddar soup: one of my first cooking jobs, many years ago, we used this frozen broccoli cheddar soup in the kitchen that came from a bag. it was the same exact soup. zero flavor, gritty texture, minuscule chunks of broccoli. enough said.
- house "salad": two drops of dressing, soggy mixed greens, mountain of chickpeas tossed on the side of the plate. truly pathetic.
secondly, entrees:
- blue cheese/walnut stuffed center bone-in pork chop, with port wine sauce: truly disgusting. the pork chop was well over well done, completely dried out and flavorless, zero seasoning. the stuffing was gritty and overpoweringly bitter, and the port wine reduction was over-cloyingly sweet. it came with obviously pre-frozen, under-cooked baby red potatoes, untrimmed snow peas, and a virtually raw baby carrot. a complete waste of money if i had to pay near full price, thank you restaurant week, or i'd have demanded a refund.
- seared scallops w/ "black" pasta, saffron cream sauce, roasted red peppers: every single one of the (10-20 count) scallops were gritty. gritty to the point of unbearable. there was no flavor of saffron in the cream sauce, not even a remnant of the color. i'm not quite sure what they did to the "black" pasta to make is so, but it was pre-bought, dried pasta. a place that charged that much per entree, should at least make their own pasta.
overall, a truly upsetting experience. to become a buffalo "staple", i was certainly hoping for something at least remotely palatable.