robbing hoods
there are eateries and then there are c-class-street-food-fails. the robin hood hotel in adelaide’s eastern suburbs is a complete fail. ‘went last week with a small group. we had three courses.
the sour-dough ‘loaf’ we ordered arrived scorching hot and untouchable for ten minutes. it had been scored four times: the intention being that we break it apart! in this covid age, a really stupid dish, with all at the table encouraged to ‘heave off a chunk’. dumb!
the mains were a total rip-off. i had the double serve of whiting. talk about trashing a good thing: a salad consisting of mangled lettuce — the type that hangs to the side of your throat — a quarter of a tomato and four slices of cucumber. the chips — likely manufactured. despite these packet chips being almost idiot proof, the ‘hoods’ managed an own goal ‘limp, deformed and a waste of not so good oil’. the whiting had no sole; notwithstanding this being an opportunity for the kitchen to capitalise on local produce, they also trashed this option. the fish tasteless: you know the food is less than expectations if you find yourself reaching for the salt! we all asked for salt! this meal was charged at $36. if i had one piece of whiting, i was charged $20. so, an extra piece costing $16. my friends ordered the single piece of whiting and apart from the extra whiting, the serves identical in size. go figure. i reckon the hoods were looking at patrons ordering whiting as a given junket; ‘chuck ‘em a kipper, that’ll keep ‘em happy’.
furthermore, the desserts, cheap — like mutton dressed as lamb. my chocolate cake direct from a construction site, complete with compressed cream and a sophisticated artistic touch; a strawberry cut in half! my guests equally appalled at their selection: a glass of generic tasting ice-cream with a shot of coffee on the side and given some exotic sounding italian name like ‘annunziata.’
this pub is masquerading as a restaurant. it’s decor new and interesting, the staff on the day pleasant and professional. sadly, with a kitchen so dysfunctional — making basil fawlty’s abode look like the french l'atelier de joel robuchon - there’s questions relating to the new owner’s true intentions including potential ongoing profitability. adelaide has some really great pubs with great, unique pub meals. the robin hood sits well below expectations.