does this pizza make me look fat?. yes, yes it does, because i work nearby and sparky's is some of the best pizza in portland. it's not artisan pizza. it's not wood fired. it's just good, gooey pizza with a wide variety of toppings. only once have i had a slice here i didn't like. it was a white pizza with chicken. it was gross. i bit into a bone. i came back anyway.
their bread sticks are really good, they have beer. they make salads that look pretty good, but i can not verify the quality of those, because i can't stay away from their damn pizza. sometimes this location can be a bit understaffed, so it's not always a safe bet if you're crunched for time.