kota joe

awesome milkshake worth the drive!! chicken mayo kota and chicken strip kota was nice, service seems like the sun was getting waiters a little depressed!

ek en my kerel was gereeld by kota joe laasjaar en toe een dag was albei ons milkshakes net af van die menu en die milkshakes wat nou daar is, is rerig net die die moeite werd vir daai prys nie. eks rerig disappointed want dit was ons vrydag date plek en nou gaan ons net nie meer soontoe nie. bring asb die cocopops milkshake en die banana en strawberry milkshake terug.

this must be the coolest roadhouse i've ever been to. like most, you have the option to dine in your car or sit in. the area is a great chill spot and is also fun for kids.
the milkshakes are incredible! i will go back just to try more flavours - i had the ferrero roche.
the kotas aren't authentic kotas but their version still tastes good. the chicken strips was really delicious.
an overall great experience

the service was awesome. i had a fudge brownie milkshake which was amazing!!! i'm definitely coming back to sample more milkshakes as they have over 38 flavours. the kota i had was average though...i was a tad bit disappointed. had the jozi what not 😅 the chillie russian was nice though. i'll give them that. but i had high expections for their kotas

yoh!!
this kota has tertiary education. i tasted nice but the quantity was off. their extras are overcharged. i asked for extra mushrooms, but instead they just added a mushroom paste.
the smoothies were okay. the atmosphere was really nice. not sure if i'd return tho. would rather get a kota from the street, but one can go just for the experience.

the motto has it right: screw the diet! delicious food that will leave you feeling guilty...in a good way. the kotas are very filling and you must certainly try the shakes!

what an incredible experience to share with your kids, in the new modern-day roadhouse style. brilliant menu for this concept and very well priced. take a kota with your favorite fillings and chips to complete the roadhouse experience. their milkshakes are some of the best i've ever had and the friendly service is the cherry on the house.

the food is great, fresh bread and tasty flavors. the drinks are also just as good. the service is not too bad, but i wish they wouldn't serve the food in paper bags for a sit in. but overall it's awesome.

it's a great place ,,,,,,at night . don't even think about going here during the day , the service is horrible and the ice cream/milkshake machine never works.

lots of variety on the menu and great tasting food. service is okay. it's a nive place to get a fast food fix or lunch with the family. it wouldn't hurt for them to add alcohol to the menu but other than that they have a very chilled setting and vibe

firstly i think it's unfair for me to comment on ambiance. we were there on a quiet sunday morning. but the decor is lovely and i'm sure that when the tables are full there's an awesome vibe.
the service was a tad slow however when the food came it was well worth the wait. i also have to add that we were seated however there is an option to drive through roadhouse style.
i had the prego kota and i would recommend it to anyone. it was so tasty and the portion was huge!
my brother really enjoyed his rib kota and my partner had a bacon and egg toasted sandwich which was apparently perfect.
and to top off the awesomeness the bill came with chappies!

i like the set up. the food is a bit average. not sure is they should refer to it as a kota because it's a bit far from it, the only similar thing are the fries. i had a shwama kota and i enjoyed it although it was not seasoned. the atmosphere is nice for a day out if you want to sit there and also perfect for a quick bite. we didn't wait for long for our food.

what an awesome experience. excitement all the way.

once you arrive, you are invited to a roadhouse look and feel, waiters ready to take your order. their menu in a takeaway form with giant images to look at, pumping music for entertainment and funny videos on the big screen for great laughs.

we decided to sit on their table selections and wait for our food as take away. you can sit in your car while waiting, you can have your lunch plated or pick up and go.

this is seriously greasy food, but its sooooo good. their peanut butter and oreo shake is to die for, loved the taste of oreo cookies and peanut butter chunks inside.  we ordered their russian super style roll and a beef shawarma with tzatziki sauce.

i loved their sauce selection, it’s not much but their burger mayo and chips seasoning are so tasty and complement the meals well.

if you have kids, this is a must. such an electrifying vibe and décor to amaze. will definitely visit again soon

have heard so much about kota joe, so we decided to try it... the kota's were okay-ish - the chips tasted old and the bread wasn't that fresh, but the milkshakes are something spectacular! service was good and food didn't take too long to get to us.