there's actually nothing wrong with this place at all, except a very sour vibe and poor choice of words.
their food is decent and their seating is really good too. the staff is courteous within reason.
but somehow i feel like the whole place gives off a very snobbish vibe. from the stuff they have written on the walls to the 'no changing seating' policy, it doesn't work.
i realise you're within your rights to present your restaurant however you want to, but it's quite a poor way to run a breakfast place tbh.