running (1979). the c.p.o. (celebrity photo with owner) at this place is michael freaking douglas. now i’m down with that. you should take a lesson, owner of the upper crust. if you’re going to be a pretentious prick like myself, and hang up a picture of yourself with somebody famous, pick somebody cool. michael douglas, wife 25 years his junior, definitely. dr. oz, please. here’s what i suggest. get your acquaintances together, and attend the old allegheny west holiday house tour in december. tickets are $25. get all banged up and head down. it’s two hours of a guide taking you through the houses of all these hoity toitys. the fun in it is draining your flask of crown royal without getting caught, and trying not to laugh during the in house presentations. when the tour is over, giorgio’s is right there, that is, if you choose not to crash the after party for all the house owners. go with a deep dish. i haven't had one, but they look really good.