bland, which is the kiss of death for a restaurant.. i've been in nashville for three years, and during that time i've heard a lot from friends about germantown cafe. i am sad to report that most of it was hype - the food was bland, the service was disinterested, and on the whole i don't ever need to go back.
our group (me, wife and three coworkers) started with the fried green tomatoes, which were incredible, along with squash fritters and the strudel of the day ... just average, though nobody was brave enough to try the escargot, nor insane enough to try the french onion soup (given that it was 140º f outside).
one of my friends -a meat-and-potatoes guy - looked at the menu and said "where's the rest of it?" i understood what he meant, because it is a fairly limited menu. i'm happy with that, because to me it means the restaurant is presenting these dishes as being the "best of the best" of what's available. i think these kinds of menus are a challenge and i look for something i've never had before. i want to be surprised.
so i took a shot with the braised lamb shank. and you know what? it didn't taste like anything. not like lamb, at any rate. my first thought: "this needs salt." when you pay $30 for an entree, your first thought should not be about improper seasoning from the kitchen. how you braise a huge piece of lamb for (i was told) four hours and have it come out tasting like a bad sunday pot roast is beyond me.
my wife (and most of our friends) had the plum pork, which i thought had a nice flavor but was too dry. mr. meat-and-potatoes had a pasta dish that looked like it could star in an olive garden commercial. we all finished with desserts that were not outstanding, though to be fair we did not get the apple pie/cinnamon ice cream combo, which everyone raves about.
on the whole, i was completely underwhelmed. my wife put it best on the drive home: "you make better food than that." i may or may not be a good cook, but when your spouse says that about a restaurant, it's not an endorsement.