it was 9:05. we had a reservation at callooh callay for nine so, even though we were only round the corner at the whistling shop, we hopped in a cab. the driver hadn’t heard of callooh callay but he did know the street. two minutes later, he pulled over, stopped the clock and confessed he couldn’t remember how to get there. 30 seconds later and he’d dredged his memory and we were on our way again.
we made it at about 9:15. we weren’t too drunk by this point and had been sensible enough to call when we knew we were going to be late and tell them we were lost but on our way. got to the door and presented ourselves to the doorman. our names weren’t on the list. i think you’ll agree that it was all going really well by this point. however, i wasn’t too worried. i had email confirmation of our reservations and they had called me the day before to confirm (always a nice touch and something that should happen more often in this country) and i’d spoken to someone who seemed to be expecting us just 10 minutes earlier on the phone. soon enough, the manager came out and let us in. he also complimented me on my outfit, so it more than made up for the few minutes’ wait at the door. we were then led through the throng and indeed through the looking glass (or rather, fake wardrobe) to the jub jub bar at the back, only available for those with reservations. we had many, many cocktails, and i really can’t remember what on earth they were. the menu also changes regularly so i can’t even look it up to remind myself. it had lots of nice, quirky touches, like the cocktail list being on a comic strip, and having reservations meant we were waited on at the table instead of going to the bar, which makes such a nice change when you’re out drinking. we had pre-ordered food, which arrived about 15 minutes after we did. we ate mini brie quiches, goat’s cheese bruschetta, lime, chilli and ginger crab spoons and some tarragon salted, buttery popcorn. all absolutely delicious, if a little underfilling. we thought about ordering some more food but in the end ordered more cocktails to fill us up instead. as we were sitting there, a waiter went by with a massive bowl flanked by what looked like four little gnomes. this, i think was the £55 cocktail you could order to share between 6 of you, which i think we also did see a group of maybe 5 boys finishing off when we arrived.
the original plan was to move on to yet another cocktail bar (ninety eight bar and lounge), but we were so comfortable there, the drinks were coming at a pleasing rate and were doing their job on our sobriety so we just stayed there instead until about 12:00.